Friday, July 27, 2007

Elevia WHO?

Guys,its come to my attention,as well as the rest of the members
that one of our EX-FANS ELEVIA was caught supporting another band..
Yes.. 14 July 2007 she was caught red handed buying the Maroon 5 CD and we have video footage to support this.
An as shocking as it was too me,
i'm afraid we gonna have to let her go..
We at the EB group are a jealous band,and support of another band is strictly prohibited..
So as from Sunday 29th July.. Elevia Claudine Jordan wil be Axed from the EB group..
any members seen liasing with Elevia after that date,wil be questioned and liable to pay a fine..
Why elevia,Why? you just had to wait 9 more years for our Cd to be launched

Wella's Party CANCELLED

YES,GUYS I'M SO SAD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WELLA'S PARTY WILL NO LONGER BE HAPPENING..
A big apology goes out for all those guys who had to take the time out to actually plan for this weekend,buying clothes.. sweets and chips ect.. those who were getting the game face on to make a chyse at the club(lloyd)But yes,Wella and Carmen couldnt find a babysitter for little Tyrese..There usual babysitter,dropped them on the last minute..so yes they stuck,but as you guys know,family comes first.. So wella and Carmen,although dissapionted,we forgive you guys

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

A special Thanks

Yes, a special word of thanks goes out to our lead Talent..
Kandle Claasen..

Kenny has dedicated his time and skill and wil now be heading up the "behind the scenes" of the EB site


Here is just a sneak preview of the cutting edge journalism you can expect from kenny and his team.. (see pic)
Really giving you a true reflection of the life behind the band,auditions.. drum off's.. all the struggles that come with it and many more....
do check out the "Behind the Scenes" under EB Related links
Also if you feel you could take a a"link" as Kenny has,please do let me know,i will run it pass thee technicians.. and if approved.. you might have a spot..
So in the words of Noleen Nolqwqwqwqsanqa "do join me"

Do band members really need to look alike?

Guys since our gig,its really got me and the band members thinking..
how can we perform as a group..if we dont look like a group
So i took it up with the rest of the band,as well as our HR manager..
We eventually landed up at the designer..and here is a rough skecth that we came away with
once again people.. nothing is in stone..
But we need your input
We decided to go with a simple design,thus taking the attention away from the clothes,leaving only the music to be enjoyed
Click on image to enlarge

No more Mxit for Tamatie

For those of you,that have been following our mxit updates regularly,i'm sure you are all well aware of tamatie(aka Daren)
But just to refresh
*he is a mxit kop
*he dop
*his phone was "evicted"
*he no longer has mxit
Obvoiusly,it seems as if we here to mock him,but this is what we called in my time as "Tough Love"
So this is just a little warning to our younger fan base out there..life always has 3 steps
1st-Elastic-Band---->>2nd Shcool work----->>>3rd Games
So in closing to Tamatie.. this is just a word from your concerned family.. and also a perfect oppertunity to say: WAAAAAAAAAA

Our Boys Growing Up

Another year,another day yet his beaty is here to stay
Yes folks,Wesley Gerald Adams has become a year old..
and because wella is the first member of the band to actually celebrate his birthday,after our first gig,we decided to do a little something special..
Even though the details aren't in stone yet..
We will be meeting at Wella's house,and then dispersing from there
We dont want to go with to many cars.. as petrol is not cheap..
so please do indicate if you can be a lift buddy..
Dress smartly.. coz we might go someone smartly.. or who knows where we might land up
So if you count yourself as a band member,and as a friend of wella,who is a friend of charlie..
Be sure to be there

Monday, July 23, 2007

OUR FIRST GIG

Yes,you guys missed it..Our First gig..YUP it was sudden
and we werent fully prepared..
But luckily they put BEATRICE,just before us.. which gave us a slight boost..
Here's the pic of the band.. just chilling on the stage..
As the EB group,yes we do admit the advertising for the gig was a bit week,but we'l be sure to let all you guys know.. about our gigs well in advance.. and even give out comp tickets..
with our "In the Mix" competition.. to be sure you guys attend..
It was said before.. but as the EB Directorate..
Thanks for your guys time,practice and just making this EB dream possible
As Breyton once said.. "Live your dreams"

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Research? Research? Research?

Yes guys,as you might of already heard by now already(I'm not sure if Carmen knows yet)
But our dear friend Robyn Janice Paulse.. wil soon be leaving the shores of sunny of Cape Town.. to not so Sunny Jo-burg..
Robyn is the Chief Researcher for EB,and she wil be going up there to find out how EB can crack that Jo-burg market..
She'l be receiving less pay from us of coarse.. but we've assigned her our top researchers..
Robyn wil be dearly missed.. she might be leaving but her statements live on with us..
"I love straws"
"I like you guys"
"Can we play 30 seconds now"

Are you not part of the EB MXIT Community?


If you interested in hearing,wats happening in your home town,your church.. or just wanna know wats the latest news..
Then be sure to add the following mxit councillors contacts to you list
You wil receive regular events(poker nights,clubs ect) as well as competitions..
Also watch this space.. as we will be opening up new positions withing the mixit community.. due to our large service area..
So dont be caught bored at home,join enjoy mxing it,with you phone
Ron Burgendy : 082 494 6260 (in the MIX)
Bobby Blanco : 082 929 3848 (Mixin It)
Peter File : 082 631 1867 (News letter)

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Comments and Suggestions

Thanks guys for all your comments and suggestions.. we as the band really do appreciate your guys input..
As requested..i have now added a "comments" tab under the Singles and Singlette page.. so if you do feel the need to leave your name and number.. be sure to lettuce know..
Also if you know of any single folk,that might need some "advertising" we'l be happy to host them right here..
As long as they can Garentee EB wil be the band at the wedding.. we dont mind
Also if you feel the Site maybe needs to take a certain direction.. be sure to lettuce know as well

Monday, July 16, 2007

IT'S OFFICIAL


Yes,guys,sadly our time has drawn to a close
Its official,Carmen and Wella are now a couple..
i mean they not yet by the the picture stages.. but this one small picture speaks Volumes..
so as the Chief in Editor.. i would just like to say thanks to them.. in being instrumental.. in getting the band kicked off,in terms of couples..

Which brings me to my next topic
We need a new couple to make gaai of.. yes,i admit.. wella and carmen.. fun times.. hours of entertainment..but the old has gone and the new has to come..

So if you guys know of any couple that might be interested in us making gaai of them.. please feel free to give us a call, and remember.. when your relationship is tested.. it can only make you stronger?

Monday, July 2, 2007

Can you be good at Guitar and Games?


Well if you not sure about this,answer,then its by time you find out

yes,we will be launching thee official Lan-Week..yes you heard it folks,Week,not weekend..

all band members officialy qaulify to play.. and there seats wil be reserved

for all other members or fans looking to join..


  • please send a 3 page motivation letter,on why you feel u should be chosen to play..

  • a 2 page resume

  • at least 4 reliable gamers as references

  • 10 reason why you think you are a worthy oppenent

  • and if you win,how wil this help the band

So there you have it folks.. i look forward to your comments

Are you not a Band Member


Yes,as this is only our initial launch..We have not finalized the band,or any of there fuctions.. as yet.. we do however still need a basses..

but one with no Talent..as a band,we decided to only have 1 talented member.. thus making the rest of us,not feel so sucky

so if you have NO TALENT.. or are really good at FAKING HAVING NO TALENT

give me a call.. and we can setup a interview

Does Mxit Advertising Really Work

EB has largely used Mxit as its main source of advertising
an thank to the Council's hard work and dedication,they are where they are today..
so can one ttruelly say ,Mxit doesnt work?
i mean,how did you find out about this Site?
you gotta ask yourself

Will Love be our Enemy


At first they were rumors,then they were true,after maye 3 shots of Tequila..then things died down..and now,where there once was a spark.. Is now Fire..Yes,as you all know,Carmen(a pre-selected song-bird) and our first string drummer/singerWella.. well they have developed some feelings for each other.. which is highly understanable..i mean,you on Tour, stuck on the same Bus,days on end.. you bound to find love..the big question is,will devision be brought about to our band.. if there love should ever dwindle..let me know..

Rumors about Auditions Closing

As, you guys probably already know,someone has been spreading malicoius rumors about us ending our audition spell
i am hear to let you know,only once we send out a official letter of Finished Auditions
well only then is it over..
For those guys that didnt make it at Idols
your Abner's,Kelly's and so forth
you guys are welcomed to come audition,here with us..