Some Bad News

I'm sure when we launched this idea.. we thought it was brilliant..
but its sad for me to report..
That Our Single's and Singlette success rate is a absolute failure..
Yes all those folks are still 100% single..
So now it comes down to this..
We've done all we can.. its now time for you guys.. take a long good look in the mirror,and ask yourself..
Wats wrong with me..
Wat do i need to change..
Could i be the problem..

Oh a more positive note.. all our EB Couples are stil happily together..

Are all Band Members Equal?

Sad to say.. but i am afraid not.. Or at least not according to Kenny..
Yes he might be our lead talent.. but unfortunately.. we as the EB group.. will have to let him go.. and with good reason of coarse.. WHY you might ask..

1:Kenny refused to move the couch..
2:He lied to Daren(fellow Band memeber)
3:He doesnt attend practice

Now guys,if it was up to me.. i vote for Kenny to stay.. but under the EB LAW act(see EB law link)
Kenny has got to go.. he has had his 3 strikes..
And with that.. we do have interest from other guitarist.. dying to be in the EB Group..and i think its only fair.. we give this young lad a chance..
Seeing how Kenny blew his..

What New with the EB Website?

As many of our regular website subcribers can see..
The EB Page have really grown in leaps and bound.. since its first day..
And Once again i am proud to announce,a new Link..
Yup..its the REMEMBER WHEN slot..
So if you do get a spare moment.. do check it out..
Also we still need a couple more Items for our EB ADS.. hence the Delay..
But that too will be launched soon..
So check it out..

Fear Factor

Ok i dont know how many of you guys watch the shows..
I'm guessing not alot.. cause these days most people have Dstv..
Anyhow.. if you are of the few people.. that dont have dish.. and forced to Watch SABC - Etv
I know Monday nights are Usually the comedy shows on Sabc 3
but do me a favour.. next monday..
Watch Fear Factor.. now i have no problem with the show..
but everyweek.. Garenteed there are normal people.. then one random lady.. with huge breast.. and every week,the wil find a reason for this "particual lady" to wear a swim suit..or some sort of tight top.. for the stunt
I havents seen next week mondays show yet.. cause well its in the future.. but if it does com out as i predicted..with one or two random ladies
Then i would just like to commend the producers on a faboulos show..

In Closing

As many of you know..if you have been following the regular site updates of coarse.. Saturday past was the coming of age for one Miss B. Joynerwood
Bryne as me just to create this final msg just to say thanks to all those guys that attended not only the Saturday night at Cubana.. but also those who came to lunch..Sunday
your presence shall not be forgotten..
Please do keep your schedules free as we will be attending the Hip-Hop Indaba next..
25th.. i think..
for any further details.. please give our PR as well as head researcher a call..
Robyn Janice..
i would leave her number her.. but i know some of our viewers are freaks..
so please get into contact with me first..
i'l screen you first,then past you on to Rikki,to screen you again..

Quotable Quotes.. Its Finally here

Yes.. its what we've all been waiting for..
Quotable Quotes..
As all of you guys know,we are a ever changing site..
So if perhaps you think you said something,or someone else said something
but there photo is not on this site,but sure to leave a comment..and
our IT department will get on it right away..
So do check it out.. and like i said.. if you remember something funny.. that someone did or say.. be sure to lettuce know.. and it will definately Turnip in the updates

Matric Ball

As you guys know.. its finally come to that time of year.. for our beloved song bird to graduate..
Nope not well.. he stil has a couple of years to go.. he must stil repeat his 3rd year one more time.. and then even he too can have a graduation ball
But this special day belongs to Carmen..
And yes.. she's been planning this event for months.. dress,shoes,earings,lipstick.. date..
Once again.. i am not sure of the details.. but i hope there will be a preview available..
The event is on Saturday.. so if you guys are doing nothing be sure to go check Carmen and Wella out.. on there first official "big" date..

HIP HOP INDABA

I'm sure you've seen the flyer round town,and well if you haven't then now you do
So yes.. this wil be EB next big event on the Calender,nope,we wont be performing..
as they are fully booked already... but we most definately will be attended..
Hip-Hop Indaba was brought to my attention by Robyn Janice.. and she request we attend.. because her friend(the guy who sat at the end of the couch) wil be performing
so lettuce turnip and support Robyn,as she supports that couch dude
This very celebration.. also forms part of a long goodbye we have planned for robyn.. so please folks.. do support

Poker Nigghhhttt

Yes,for those who missed it..
Saturday we had one heck of a poker night.. and i think it would be safe to say.. Lloyd once again was thee most agrresive player..
We would like to send out a apology for all those who did not recieve invitations..
as we had a limited amounts of seats available..
but it would be safe to say that Robyn and Carmen wont be attending our next poker night
as they were the only two that didnt laugh for any of the jokes that was made on the evening..
Also a thanks to Timmy for make a late appearance..
So yes,there will be 2 extra seats available.. so if you do get a invite.. count yourself luckly..

Do we Look Confused

You might be wondering why Kenny and Wella is starting into space(well not actually space,more like the roof,but saying "space" just added a dramatical effect,thus causing the crowd to follow the story more intensely)
Anyhow.. yes we have song.. or to be more precise.. we have the music,tune,beat.. call it wat you will.. What we do need now,however is lyrics.. please people.. anything will do,if you feel your lyrics has what it takes.. We'll have look at it..
and if it is chosen,we'l be sure to put your name under the "Thanks" section,on our CD..and maybe also mention it,if we play your song live at one of our gigs

Someone turning 21

The big day,some would say..prime of your life..time to live
all these phrases associated with the coming of age.. and yes.. Bryne wil be turning 21.. an is looking to party the night away.. unfortunately uncle Willy's garage was fully booked,so looks like we gonna need a alternate venue..
Bryne is looking to go all out.. samoosas,pies.. a huge 21st key... flower girl.. the works..
So if you have any input.. please let me know.. more details will be sent out via the Mxit Council.. pertaining to this event.. but please keep your diaries clear
18 and 19 August..

Looking to buy or sell? Look no Faaather

Yes guys,we at the EB site can proudly say,we've reached advertisement status..
so if you have maybe a old computer,a old car.. a just a leather jacket you would like to get rid of.. EB Ads,is definately the place to do so..
We are willing to advertise anything in our classified section.. as long as its at a reasonable price and not stolen..
We so confident.. we can say your item is practically sold..
If all goes well.. with the EB-ADS,we looking to take it to the next step.. and start a EB-Bay but thats all future talk for now

Terms and Conditions
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All items remains property of EB,the website as well as the band members,all get first choice on all items..
Items not sold wil be donated to band..
Band entitled to 23% of all earnings

Do you reconise this face?

Well if you do.. it will be safe to safe to say.. you need help

Quite often the "Media" tries to implant pictures and images in our head.. which is impossible to forget.. try as you may.. there's no getting away from it..

And quite frankly..I've just done the same thing.. so next time you see this young lady..

You'll know her name is Gabrielle Hall,i now that i told you that.. you'll never forget it..

Where you might see her next..only you can answer that.. so for future reference.. always remember

the MEDIA.. is a powerful tool..

FaceBrick ...... Friend or Foe?

I'm sure by now you guys have all heard about it.. everyone's talking about it.. all the cool kids are doing it.. but what exactly is FaceBook..
For those who dont know,its like having a telephone book,with email adress in it..with a picture attached of coarse
So is FACEBOOK dangerous?
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Like anything in life,if it gets into the wrong hands..yes it could be dangerous.. if you are a Jealous boyfriend,or pshyco girlfriend.then Facebook is not for you..
If you a loner,and dont have friends,and not cool.. well then Facebook is not for you
If you think its gonna improve you chances with the one you want,well then Facebook is not for you

Does it Cost anything?
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Nope: log onto www.facebook.com ... register .. and boom you in

Why advertise for Facebook?
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As you guys know,as the EB group.. gigs have been far and few between.. so if you do get yourself registered on Facebrick.. be sure to let you pals know about EB,our Website.. and also how they can become a part of this upcoming band