Elastic-Band: October 2010

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Smada Vs Vernie

With the price of DSTV at a affordable R649
The Smada household has aquired there very own dish
For years we've been watching at the Vernie's (HD PVR)
but in a attemp to draw more folks spectators to the Smada household.. they now offer a array of snacks.. so you choose

To Be or not to OPD

well as many of you have heard.. there has been on going discussion..wrt whether or not the actual OPD club exist.. finally..after months and months of research,we are proud to bring you the first proof of OPD existance

Joke of the Week

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have $ex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have $ex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have $ex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have $ex, reach over and pull on my penis......
fifty times."

Elastic-Band

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Smada Vs Vernie

To Be or not to OPD

A Welcome all

Are u still paying for DSTV?

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